One of My Funniest Calls Ever

One of the great things about being a phone domme is that you get to talk to guys who like to ummm...well, walk a bit on the "wild side," to quote Lou Reed.
Most of the guys that like to cross dress and pretend to be women are pretty comfortable talking to me about it, whether they or not they are with the rest of the world. After all, who am I to judge? I talk nasty for a living :-P.
But one of the funniest calls I ever had was from a guy who wanted me to phone domme his "wife." He calls me up and asks me will I talk to his wife to get her off? This is something that I have done several times in the past, usually with the wife on an extension, but in the same room, or on a speaker phone with them both talking to me. So I say, "Ok, do you want to put her on the extension, or are you using a speaker phone?" But he says no, he’s just going to give the phone to his wife, and let me get her off while he’s watching.
So he supposedly gives the phone to her and she starts talking to me and it’s very obvious that it’s the same guy, only trying (not very successfully either) to talk in a falsetto voice. It strikes me as so funny that I almost laugh out loud, and I have to go the next 15 to 20 minutes getting this guy off while he’s pretending to be his wife. Without laughing. Being a very serious domme at that. I actually made the call as short as I could because I didn’t know how long I could make it.
But then I ask him, er...her, rather, if she wants me to get her husband off as well?
So then they have this discussion between them, and I’m on the other end, inaudibly (one hopes) gasping for air, trying not to start laughing out loud. All I can think of at the moment is Norman Bates and his mother in the cellar. But fortunately for me, he didn’t want to get off as well ;-), so I was saved on that account.