Why I'm a phone domme.....

Ok so people that call me frequently ask why I’m a phone domme, as I’m not your typical phone mistress, if there is such a thing. Or at least I’m not what people think I should be.
For example I’m not terribly young, nor am I uneducated. This is not a "stopgap" job for me, while I finish my college education, or figure out what I want to do with my life.
I’m 36, I’ve got a bachelor’s degree in molecular biology, I’ve had a career in research for 12 years as a research assistant, then a lab manager, I’ve owned houses, been married and divorced.
So why would somebody like me still not be on the fast track in industry?
Well several reasons:
1. They don’t let you work naked in a research lab. In fact that’s frowned up quite a bit. They make you wear a lab coat at least. Actually I don’t run around naked so much as in sweats and a tee-shirt, but even that’s too casual for most labs.
2. They don’t let you masturbate several times a day either. Go figure. I think that most researchers, hell, most people in the work place would be much calmer if they were given a vibrator or butt plug or even just some lotion/lube and ordered to masturbate at least 3 or 4 times a day till they cum. I know I always feel much better.
3. I always had a bunch of M.D.’s and Ph.D’s that I had to work with, or worse, supervise, and they always came into my lab thinking that they knew everything, when most of them had no clue as to how a research lab worked. So I would have to whip them into place and teach them how to get along with all the other boys and girls, and this was without ANY implements such as a cane or whip. Actually keeping 10 to 12 post-docs in line at any given time is good training for being a domme. I always used that quiet calm "voodoo" voice my mom scared me with. I would see them with the "deer in the headlights" look in their eyes, and I knew I had them. I like to use that voice on my callers now.
4. I get to watch tv with a cat in my lap when I’m not taking calls. I like TNT in the daytime with "ER" and "Judging Amy" and "Law and Order." The cats think it’s pretty cool too.
5. I get to meet some very interesting people over the phone. And tell some very interesting stories as well, most of which are based on my actual sexual experiences. I do very little moaning or screaming, as that’s not what being a domme is about, in my opinion.
6. I get to have a wishlist on amazon.com. I don’t expect anyone to buy me stuff, but if you want to it’s there. Just look under my email name bnicolesbitch@yahoo.com and you can see it. There’s stuff from very cheap to very expensive.
7. And I get to write a blog on my experiences in phone sex. I find it fascinating so I guess everyone else must too ;-).